Is Mubarak Going to Swerve Egypt Again?
Hosni dodged the will of the people once. Now that he's resigned, will he dodge them again? We did some investigative reporting to find out.
Animal Rights group protest lead to arrest of Dr. Kwabena Adjei
In the 1980’s, under the regime of the Provisional National Defense Council (PNDC), a military junta led by Chairman Jerry John Rawlings, three high court judges together with their pet-cats were mysteriously assassinated under bizarre circumstances.
Joseph Kony Unfriends Fidel Castro on Facebook
African intelligence agents uncover a rift that has formed between two axis of evil allies.
MPs Disappointed. “Obama brought no cheque”
After dozing at the house of parliament during Barack Obama's prolific speech on Africa's future, one minister woke from his slumber, wiped the drool from his mouth and queried "Ad3n? On fa sika?" (Trans: Why? He did not bring money?)
Mills hires Translator for Historic Obama Visit
After much fretting about how best not to disgrace the country with his poor grammar skills, President Atta Mills has devised a brilliant strategy. He will be hiring a translator in anticipation of Barak Obama’s historic visit to Ghana.
Zuma to Bring “Traditional” Values to Presidency
Zuma: As soon as I take office, I will institute a new campaign addressing all three subjects. The campaign is entitled: It’s not rape if she’s your wife.
Obama Patents “Change”, Limits Politician Use
It has come to the attention of Obama’s staff that many sub-Saharan countries are abusing these terms, and his administration will not stand for it.
NDC Wins Ghana Elections
JJ orders all cells in Ghana to be cleared. “I have new people to put in there!”
Why African Despots Don’t Want to Go
Sorry! Did we say “despots”? We meant “leaders” and “presidents”. Our apologies to African tyrants everywhere.
Michelle Obama rejects Naadu’s gift – was it a stolen watch?
The entry in the United States Gifts registry showed stated the Michelle Obama had rejected the gift from Naadu, assigning reason of poor quality and design. Michelle Obama said she would rather have the watch $48K displayed in the Museum than on her wrist. Oh chaley.
UK Citizens: Don’t Breathe Up All Our Air!
Africans have wide noses and by some estimations will consume ALL of the English countryside's air if left unchecked and unregulated.
Diasporans React To Obama in GH so Far
The streets of Ghana have been electrified by Barack Obama's arrival on its soil. From the dusty roads of Bawku to the paved lanes of Legon, Obama Mania has taken over the country.
Obama’s Real Reason for Choosing Ghana
“It’s simply because Ghana and Obama rhyme”
