Spice Girls Introduce New Member
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Las Palmas - After splitting up to pursue solo careers and high profile marriages, the Spice Girls have reunited and returned to the spot light. But this time, the quintet has a little something extra on the spice rack for their fans. To boost their cross cultural appeal, the band has added a sixth member.
Her name is Bush Spice. Henrietta Sambo, a local pop star in her own right in her native Zambia will be joining Scary, Posh, Sporty, Baby and Ginger on tour next summer. A quietly organized audition to add an African element to the UK group was organized just months ago. When the existing members saw Sambo perform her breakthrough single “Bush Meat”, they were immediately blown away and offered to sign her on the spot. Writhing about on the floor in orange Steve Madden high heels and fishnets, Bush Spice soulfully crooned the lyrics to Zambia’s favorite underground pop song.
My bush meat is sweet
Is sweet, is sweet, is sweet!
If you like, make you come eat
Eat my sweet bush meat!!
“It was so gritty, so…real,” said the Spice Girls audition manager. “Did you know she wrote the lyrics herself? They’re so versatile. I can see them transformed into a rap, blue grass or sung as jazz. They are just that good!”
Bush Spice herself can hardly believe her luck.
“Every little girl dreams of becoming a pop star, but you never really think you will have the chance, do you?” she said. “Who would have thought I would go from singing to crocodiles and crows by the river to a huge stage with lights and speakers?”
When pressed to explain exactly what “bush meat” was, Bush was coy. Assuming the Sharon Stone leg cross position, she smiled and said “bush meat is anything you want it to be.”
Oh, ewww.
