Afri-Tricks/Video Ho’s MUST Invest in Weave
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In the entertainment industry, there are certain tricks of the trade that every trick in this trade should adhere or aspire to.
In response to this video we’ve worked with industry insiders to produce a “Video Ho Kit”. The kit is tailored to assist Africa’s up-and-coming camera slatterns as they navigate through the treacherous waters of the entertainment business.
Apart from the outright lies that Ja-Rule was telling in this quasi-documentary, it boggles the mind as to how the producers of the hip-life liturgy could allow these girls to be shot without a paramount video-ho staple: A weave.
Sure, most Ghanaian women cannot afford a Beyonce weave (which can run upwards of $20K per insertion); but certainly if they know they will be on camera, they can make a well timed investment into “Oprah Pony”, available at any head dressing shop in the metropolis.
Ms. Naa, owner and purveyor of beautifying goods at http://www.afrocenchic.com, assisted our beauty editor in formulating a list of items all Afri-tricks must posses in their arsenal:
1. Shea butter, applied to the skin for a glossy on camera glare
2. A shoulder length weave
3. Ntama (cloth) to tie around the waist for “indigenous videos”
4. Chewing stick, to keep your pearly whites clean, in case the video promoter does not offer a dental plan
5. Foundation to match your skin tone – nobody likes “Fanta face & Coca-Cola body” in real life.
Most of these essentials are available at Afrochenchic.
