Friday, September 03, 2010

ENTERTAINMENT

Spice Girls Introduce New Member

The Spice Girls, the now defunct pop group who burst onto the music scene in the mid 90's are back with a whole new flavor.

LIFESTYLE

Local Man Reaches Out to Castro

A God-fearing simple minded man shows compassion to one of the world's last communists.

REGIONAL

“Am I Smelling?”: Hausa Student

A female student questions her own personal hygiene and its effects on the fellow student body.

SPORTS

Africa’s Loss a Painful Necessity

Weeping, wailing, crying, chaos and confusion in Africa after Uruguay robs the Black Stars of victory. Those wankers.

LIFESTYLE

Chantal Biya’s Wig/weave Demands Compensation, Recognition

Without me Chantal would be nothing! Look at me! I’m fiery, feisty red, and larger than life. Who is she without me but another half-caste African girl? I alone am responsible for her celebrity.

More Featured Stories

Kwasi Gyekye: There is Apartheid in South Africa

Kwasi Gyekye, Ghana's version of the Most Informed Man in the World and local authority on everything, cautions on South Africa's bedeviling beguiling allure.

Joseph Kony Unfriends Fidel Castro on Facebook

African intelligence agents uncover a rift that has formed between two axis of evil allies.

King Ayisoba Promotes Dental Care

From Senegal to Cameroon, 90% of the population has a plethora of misfortunes inhabiting their mouths. Much of the citizenry of these countries have teeth like rakes, harbor gates and sling shots.

CAN YOU HANDLE THIS?

Answer: No, we can't. Times must be really hard if the Russians are doing 419 scams!

ACCEPT WITH GOOD FAITH MY DEAR GOOD FRIEND AND REPLY IMMEDIATELY.

Oh? You only want a copy of my passport and all my personal information so that I can get money from Monaco? How fortunate for me in the post 911 times!

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